Vote for the Sexiest Travel Blogger Alive!
It’s that time of year again – the time when Budget & Savvy Travel magazine unveils the Sexiest Travel Blogger Alive award. This year they’re celebrating their 50th anniversary and there’s no shortage of eye candy. It’s your opportunity to vote for the sexiest travel blogger alive. Below are the nominations. Make your vote count. Vote now!
These are our parodies of some of the world’s most famous travel bloggers. This is not an excuse to express how sexy I am—everyone already knows that’s a fact, silly. 🤣
#1. Harry – TheBudgetSavvyTravelers.com
Young, hot, brash…with more continents in his first year than any rookie travel blogger ever and an attitude that says, “Who cares? It’s only travel!”
#2. Mullet – NomadicMullet.com
Known for traveling for less than $1 a day, Mullet takes great pride in counting the number of people who ask about his mullet. “Everybody wants to know about the mullet,” he’s said. “They even want to take pictures with the mullet and not me.” His mullet is illegal in over 15 countries.
#3. Thailand Toni – OutOfTownThailand.com
Backstage snaps, duckface selfies, #yogabunny warrior poses: most travelers’ Instagram feeds are all the same, but not Toni’s! He’s most famously known for crudely Photoshopping himself into a taco than for hitting the airport runway.
#4. Nikolas – GoateesOnTheRoad.com
Many men have attempted the goatee, but few have succeeded. Nikolas’ pet goat is responsible for the grooming. He’s known to abstain from travel if his goat(ee) falls ill, “If my goat’s not with me, I don’t go.”
#5. Nate – AdventurousNate.com
Nate travels the world alone. Only because no one has volunteered to travel in public with him, especially when he breaks out his coveted fox hat. Apparently, the fox provides travel tips and insight that only Nate can understand.
#6. Matthew – VirtualVagabond.com
Like a true digital nomad, Matthew has persuaded so many others to “go digital” that he, himself, physically turned digital. Virtual Matt is what he goes by nowadays.
#7. Maverick – IndependentTraveler.com
Maverick encourages travelers to plan their own travels. His greatest travel tip is to stay away from organized tours. He often encourages travelers to stay at his place on the rocks.
#8. Cray Cray – CrayCrayInCoconutLand.com
Ever since Cray Cray was a young boy he’s had a passion for cracking coconuts AND backpacking through Southeast Asia. He’s highly respected in the travel blogging world for backpacking on a mere $2 per day.
#9. Robi – LeaveYourDailyPrison.com
Robi grew up on the wrong side of the tracks and discovered what he calls “dining and dashing.” After numerous prison sentences, he started the now-famous foodie travel blog LeaveYourDailyPrison.com.
#10. Alan – GettingStickers.com
Alan’s had a case of the stickers bug for years, but a trip to Belize took his obsession to a new level. He travels the world searching for unique stickers to add to his treasured collection.
DISCLAIMER
We hope that by now you realize that this blog post is a complete mockery of the ridiculousness that bloggers are putting out today. After living in the world of travel blogging for the last three years, we’ve realized that travel blogging, like the rest of the world, is going to shit.
Success in travel blogging seems to be a popularity contest based on who knows who. People are nominating their “friends” for fake travel awards to gain popularity and blog traffic. Travel blogging has become quantity over quality.
We hope you got a kick out of our parody Sexiest Travel Award contest. Here’s an insider travel blogger’s secret: just add the word “sexy” in a blog post title for guaranteed skyrocketing hits.
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